Hi, my name is Ronald, and… I’m an alcoholic.

Hi, my name is Ronald, and… I’m an alcoholic.

I hope this is small enough to fit perfectly on my own shoulder.

I hope this is small enough to fit perfectly on my own shoulder.

I want you to listen to a poem I just wrote.

I want you to listen to a poem I just wrote.

Our Amazing Future

Our Amazing Future

Imaginary Steak Knife

Imaginary Steak Knife

Granddad shows off his new blender.

Granddad shows off his new blender.

He’s just mad ‘cause I took his hat! 

He’s just mad ‘cause I took his hat! 

I spilled whiskey on my sweater!

I spilled whiskey on my sweater!

When I’m with you time feels like the ocean. Bottomless and dark.

When I’m with you time feels like the ocean. Bottomless and dark.