Hi, my name is Ronald, and… I’m an alcoholic.
I hope this is small enough to fit perfectly on my own shoulder.
I want you to listen to a poem I just wrote.
Our Amazing Future
Imaginary Steak Knife
Granddad shows off his new blender.
He’s just mad ‘cause I took his hat!
I spilled whiskey on my sweater!
When I’m with you time feels like the ocean. Bottomless and dark.